2007-07-10 - 8:40 p.m.
introducing mental patient A. Supposing A has an apple that he's very proud of [only God would know why]. A says to sane person B, "Oh my God! My apple's too shiny! Ew! I don't know why it's so shiny! I think shiny apples are the best apples around but...but HOLY SHIT, it's just so fucking shiny! I hate it!"
it should be quite obvious that mental patient A is absolutely dying inside preventing himself from blurting out, "MY APPLE'S SO SHINY CAUSE IT'S THE BEST ONE AROUND" but is hoping sane person B will fall for his verbal trap. you think what, sane people fucking stupid ah? your apple is covered in grime, by the way.
now we have mental patient X. He steals a pen from sane person Y. Y says, "Hey! You stole my pen! I can see it sticking out of your pocket!" X takes the pen out and says, "No it's not! I've had this pen all my life!" Y then points out that the pen has his name written all over it [x X X xxx x XxXx] and X screams, "NO! YOU'RE LYING! YOU FUCKING LIAR! HOW COULD YOU LIE ABOUT THIS BEING YOUR PEN???"
like i said, functionally retarded. i have no other comments. just that they can go fucking die for all i care.
school isn't fun. syfc is. =(
